COLOSCOPIE AND THE SISTERHOOD

COLOSCOPIE & SISTERHOOD AWARDS

This post is to prove I am alive and well. Last wrote in May. Changed jobs around the time and well……………………..  I don’t know what to say except things have changed.

Anyways let’s start with the sisterhood awards.

Thank you very much Toin baby for tagging me. I don’t know why Aunty Duru hasn’t tagged me when I and he are clearly sisters.(I and he feels weird, me and him is sweeter abi) ?

 My answers to the ten questions are:

S/N	QUESTION	ANSWER	ILLUSTRATION/DIAGRAM
1	Pet Peeve	Fake accents	e.g. those boarding announcement airport people
2	Last text	StanbicIBTC: DO NOT DISCLOSE YOUR OTP TO ANYONE INCLUDING THE BANK.	Rme
3	Pepsi or Coke	I know the difference but I dunt give a shot
4	Confession	I secretly judge overweight people	Woman gets on danfo and screams “shift”. I move like I shifted i.e. fake shift and smile. What I actually want to do inside is to reply “You sef shrink”
5	Bucket List	I will tell you when I make one	Who remembers all dese heavy buckets btw
6	Friends with myself	Of cozzz men I’ll be my own evil bestie	Isnt this boy cute ?
7	Secret weapon to lure men	Aint nobody gat time to lure o.	Caveat : Perhaps when I’m done chasing these yamayama ones around me. When Im ready I will lure  with :
8	What I want to know about the future	How rich will I be ?????
9	What to change about secondary school experience	Nothing really. I got away with a lot.	Change for what ? Again I roll my eyes
10	Scary movies or happy endings?	Happy endings all the way	Not this type sha

I nominate : Toinlicious , Duru (my sister in the blog), Madamchiso (been a while I commented but I miss you), Oyin (you are my role model, you just refuse to see it, when is the next shoe give-away ?), and finally Ysincerely.

However you guys need to understand that for the fact that my post contained images, I can't answer the questions below now, as I am want of strength. I will in the comment sections when you post. Lol. Toin stop doing this to me so I stop doing it to people.

My own questions are as follows:

S/N	QUESTION
1	Single or Taken ?
2	Best day of the week
3	Favorite color
4	Favorite singer
5	Greatest accomplishment
6	Indulgencies
7	Best food
8	Fears
9	Favorite post on your blog
10	Narrate the latest episode in the series of your life titled, Dear Lord, Why Me?

Looooooool Toin, I gatchu mennn just start talking !!!!!!

Lol I’m not sure but I get this silly feeling these tables are annoying to you guys. Should I switch to graphs? Please send your requests, comments and insults to thislagosgirl@yahoo.com . If you people don’t respond, I will create a twitter poll and tag you all 15 times a day until you do.

Now to my second topic, Coloscopie: Y’all know I love French so Coloscopie is French for colonoscopy. In case you didn’t know,

Colonoscopy : is a test that allows your doctor to look at the inner lining of your large intestine (rectum and colon). He or she uses a thin, flexible tube called a colonoscope to look at the colon. A colonoscopy helps find ulcers, colon polyps, tumors, and areas of inflammation or bleeding. – webmd, Nov 14, 2014.

In short, it is a very invasive procedure where the doctor gets to get up yours.

Here’s why its relevant: For a while now, I’ve lived at home, as in with my parents. One thing my dad knows how to do is to ask questions, Jesus. I used to call it “the interview”. Like if anything happens in the house, I’ll just tell the person, get ready for the interview. However the interview has upgraded/graduated and has now become the colonoscopy. Popc is literally up your ass mehnn fooooorrrrrrrrrreaaaaal mehn youknow wharamsaying ?

I have had to travel a couple of times with my new job and when I get home mennn I shower, have dinner etc and when I say goodnight, he’ll just call me back and asks a question, another, and another, five more, sub-questions arising from the answers, sub-sub questions, secondary questions, and tertiary questions from the answers thereof, by which time the sleep has cleared from my eyes. That man doesn’t relent mennnnnnnn. And you never know when he has your time or when he doesn’t. Anyways to be safe, I always prepare for the colonoscopy. Lol if any of my siblings or family members sees this, its over o because even though nobody knows about dis blog, there’s no way to deny this crap. Na me start the colonoscopy slang for that house lmao .

Meanwhile, when are you blogger people gonno do a hook up somtin? You guys need to do it and let Toin do the post so I can see everyone’s faces. You know I’m anonymous so I can’t come abi should we all wear masks? I'm itching for action this Christmas o……….

Anyway hope y’all enjoyed this piece.

P.s : I’m now on a fitfam p so I now sign out thus:

Peace, Love & Sharwarma Smoothies

Xoxo.