COLOSCOPIE
& SISTERHOOD AWARDS
This post
is to prove I am alive and well. Last wrote in May. Changed jobs around the time and
well…………………….. I don’t know what to say
except things have changed.
Anyways let’s
start with the sisterhood awards.
Thank you
very much Toin baby for tagging me. I don’t know why Aunty Duru hasn’t tagged me
when I and he are clearly sisters.(I and he feels weird, me and him is sweeter
abi) ?
My answers to the ten questions are:
S/N
|
QUESTION
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ANSWER
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ILLUSTRATION/DIAGRAM
|
1
|
Pet Peeve
|
Fake accents
|
e.g. those boarding
announcement airport people
|
2
|
Last text
|
StanbicIBTC: DO NOT
DISCLOSE YOUR OTP TO ANYONE INCLUDING THE BANK.
|
Rme
|
3
|
Pepsi or Coke
|
I know the
difference but I dunt give a shot
|
|
4
|
Confession
|
I secretly judge
overweight people
|
Woman gets on danfo
and screams “shift”. I move like I shifted i.e. fake shift and smile. What I
actually want to do inside is to reply “You sef shrink”
|
5
|
Bucket List
|
I will tell you when
I make one
|
Who remembers all dese heavy buckets btw
|
6
|
Friends with myself
|
Of cozzz men I’ll be
my own evil bestie
|
Isnt this boy cute ?
|
7
|
Secret weapon to
lure men
|
Aint nobody gat time
to lure o.
|
Caveat : Perhaps
when I’m done chasing these yamayama ones around me. When Im ready I will lure
with :
|
8
|
What I want to know
about the future
|
How rich will I be ?????
|
|
9
|
What to change about
secondary school experience
|
Nothing really. I
got away with a lot.
|
Change for what ? Again I roll my eyes
|
10
|
Scary movies or
happy endings?
|
Happy endings all
the way
|
Not this type sha
|
I nominate : Toinlicious , Duru (my sister in the blog), Madamchiso (been a while I commented but I miss you), Oyin (you are my role model, you just refuse to see it, when is the next shoe give-away ?), and finally Ysincerely.
However you guys need to understand that for the fact that my post contained images, I can't answer the questions below now, as I am want of strength. I will in the comment sections when you post. Lol. Toin stop doing this to me so I stop doing it to people.
My own
questions are as follows:
S/N
|
QUESTION
|
1
|
Single or Taken ?
|
2
|
Best day of the week
|
3
|
Favorite color
|
4
|
Favorite singer
|
5
|
Greatest
accomplishment
|
6
|
Indulgencies
|
7
|
Best food
|
8
|
Fears
|
9
|
Favorite post on
your blog
|
10
|
Narrate the latest episode in the series of your
life titled, Dear Lord, Why Me?
|
Looooooool
Toin, I gatchu mennn just start talking !!!!!!
Lol I’m not
sure but I get this silly feeling these tables are annoying to you guys. Should
I switch to graphs? Please send your requests, comments and insults to
thislagosgirl@yahoo.com . If you people don’t respond, I will create a twitter
poll and tag you all 15 times a day until you do.
Now to my
second topic, Coloscopie: Y’all know I love French so Coloscopie is French for
colonoscopy. In case you didn’t know,
Colonoscopy
: is a test that allows your doctor to look at
the inner lining of your large intestine (rectum and colon). He or she uses a
thin, flexible tube called a colonoscope to look at the colon. A colonoscopy helps
find ulcers, colon polyps, tumors, and areas of inflammation or bleeding. – webmd, Nov 14, 2014.
In short,
it is a very invasive procedure where the doctor gets to get up yours.
Here’s why
its relevant: For a while now, I’ve lived at home, as in with my parents. One
thing my dad knows how to do is to ask questions, Jesus. I used to call it “the
interview”. Like if anything happens in the house, I’ll just tell the person,
get ready for the interview. However the interview has upgraded/graduated and
has now become the colonoscopy. Popc is literally up your ass mehnn
fooooorrrrrrrrrreaaaaal mehn youknow wharamsaying ?
I have had to travel a couple of times with my
new job and when I get home mennn I shower, have dinner etc and when I say
goodnight, he’ll just call me back and asks a question, another, and another,
five more, sub-questions arising from the answers, sub-sub questions, secondary
questions, and tertiary questions from the answers thereof, by which time the
sleep has cleared from my eyes. That man doesn’t relent mennnnnnnn. And you
never know when he has your time or when he doesn’t. Anyways to be safe, I
always prepare for the colonoscopy. Lol if any of my siblings or family members
sees this, its over o because even though nobody knows about dis blog, there’s
no way to deny this crap. Na me start the colonoscopy slang for that house lmao .
Meanwhile,
when are you blogger people gonno do a hook up somtin? You guys need to do it
and let Toin do the post so I can see everyone’s faces. You know I’m anonymous
so I can’t come abi should we all wear masks? I'm itching for action this
Christmas o……….
Anyway hope
y’all enjoyed this piece.
P.s : I’m
now on a fitfam p so I now sign out thus:
Peace, Love
& Sharwarma Smoothies
Xoxo.