Emmmmm so I did something like this about a year, a month and a week ago ,week ago. Smh. Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okays not exactly but sha I did it. That one sef was 42. And before you say it was a different topic, random questions require random answers. Random answers = random facts. Facts albeit random remain facts. Therefore the alternate title would have been 42 facts about me. If youre feeling me say uh huh uh huh. Brethren without further ado shekirrout HIA.
Anyways there’s really nothing new cos I haven’t changed much since then. Whoever said progress was a slow process was definitely talking about me. But I now have to start booting my brain to think of what to write. My ups was already dusty sef. However its for TOINLICIOUS, how dare I say nay? So I’ma try find 20 things that are not already among the 42. But anywhere I stop you go know say I don try.
- I love Shawarma. Emmm I know you will say it’s in the other post but common seriously. Shawarma is new every morning. I loved it a year ago. I love it now. I really do hope you comprehend my “deepness” and you’re not just nodding for nodding sake. Good!
- I am gap toothed and I really don’t like it.
- I hate phony accents. In my office we have cause to deal with a lot of non-Nigerians and I see people do that crap a lot. I call it the “Australian accent”. Yes it’s incorrect and yes you can read whatever bloody bigoted meaning you choose to read into it, it’s just my way of making fun of those people that put so much effort into making fools of themselves.
- I type really fast without looking on any device whatsoever.
- I do so many things at once. Right now I’m learning two new skills and taking a professional course, in addition to my 9 to 5.
- I never read over. Not blogposts. Not essays. Not exams. It just feels like a lot of stress. And I know it’s a really bad habit.
- I’m generally very quiet. Sometimes way too much for my liking. I just feel more comfy writing/ typing. So yeah I’m quiet and polite while you’re forming random gist in front of my table but I’m composing an e-mail on the information you have refused to share with me, copying your immediate superior.
- I do not like gossip. No disrespect but if all you read is gossip “blogs” we kennot connect.
- I always paint my left nails first. I figure to do the easier one first. Then I stretch my back and change positions before I paint the right with my shaky left hand.
- I take my bath with warm water. Sometimes however I am in a hurry and decide grudgingly to use cold water. Sadly, I have to mentally prepare myself first, a process which usually takes more time than heating water would have taken.
- Most of the time, I eat half of my meat in the middle of the meal and leave the other half till the end.
- My insomnia is on another level. It’s actually worrisome.
- Once every year I get this random urge to sleep. And when it comes I sleep. And sleep. And sleep some more. I sleep. For Africa. And Asia. And probably the Middle East.
- My favorite post on my blog is my Hiv Story. PART 1 and PART 2. Typed both within 18 minutes immediately after that stuff happened. Speaking of which I’m long overdue for another HIV test.
- The final random thing about me is I am random. I say the randomest things with a straight face. People just look at me like what is this girl’s problem?
Please wiarris Mylove sweetie reply me ooohhhhhhh.
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Much love people.